Close your eyes for a moment. You are now seven years old. You’ve trekked up your street’s small hill on foot with your bike in tow. You get on your bike and take a deep breath, as you’re about to attempt your first downhill journey at a whopping ten miles per hour. Now…take those butterflies in your stomach, turn them into the hottest red peppers known to man, change the words “hill” into “mountain” and “ten miles per hour” into “holy “&^*%!”, and you’ve got MTBFreeride. It’s a free, downhill biking simulator that will make you wish you hadn’t eaten two weeks ago.