Information technology has made leaps and bounds over the last twenty years. I remember as a kid playing “text adventures” on my dad’s TRS-DOS system, which was all black and white output at the time. In grade school, I can’t count how many times “Sara” died of dysentery. In high school, I remember grinding my teeth in frustration as AOL attempted to connect to the Internet for its eighth time while it made god-awful sounds that could only be described as Johnny Five being dragged through an oversized meat grinder. Today, I find that technology has finally caught up and surpassed an aging mind to where I rely on my eleven year old to work the DVR thingy on my television.